Yep.. im back from the equator-

A fact- Ive only spent 4 days of august in the U.S.  its true. If you dont believe me, you can read it in my novel. Which currently doesn't exist. But you dont have to tell me that. Tell the publishers. Tell them to give me funds, tell them so I can produce. My writing talent (also non-existant) is going to waste. I can fell it diminishing.... diminishing... slowly...

..slowly..

 okay... its gone...

and im done. Tune in next week for ..something.. maybe..  

yep.. scools over.  ..so now...

IM OFF TO CAMP!!

On an island by the name of Pennsylvania.

BACK IN TWO WEEKS!!

My school year has officially imploded to an end. Just have to take some finals and thats it. yep. thats all. yep.

this summer, my yearly vacation outside of this continent has been cancelled, so I have a whole summer off for the first time in 4 years...

WAIT- not so I have been offered a spot on a camp on pencil-vania or somewhere for 2 whole weeks. Neber been to anywhere but 3 states and 2 countries. so this is somthin for the record books.

ALSO!! It seems I can get a job at the very animal-asylum itself. The bx zoo.  my summers ruined.

Thats it for the unimportant stuf you couldn't care less about.  

now for the REAL news,

Some guy in china killed this other guy for selling his virtual sword from this internet game.  You read correctly- a guy killed another guy over a video game..

I have returned- just like I said!!!

The world is ending. How is the temperature averaging around 50 this late in the year? Cosmic radiation? Natural disaters? Global warming? Bill Gates? Dont ask me, i wouldn't know. But if you do ask me which you probably want to- *ahem*

Invest in printers and in igloos. Trust me, these are the most valuable things you'll ever need. And a portable television phone. Thats it.

Now if you have read up to this point, your either confused, or gettin that igloo ready.  Hopefully niether of them.